Yet another meme.

1.Have you ever been searched by the cops?  By Master-at-Arms.  The money quote,  “How many knives does one man need?”

 2. Do you close your eyes on a roller coaster? Yes

3. When’s the last time you’ve been sledging? Sledging? What the h*ll is “sledging”? I was a pretty competent sledge-hammer user when I was an engineer. Lots of things on a ship respond well to the application of a sledge hammer.

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? Somebody else 

5. Do you believe in ghosts? No.

6. Do you consider yourself creative? Creative, innovative, and pure joy to have around…

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? Does a bear sh*t in the woods?

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? If I want a promiscuous skank, I can find one on my ship. 

9. Can you honestly say you know anything about politics? Are you serious? Read this blog. I know enough about politics.

10. Do you know how to play poker? Yes. I made some pretty good money at it from time to time from other people who just THOUGHT they knew how to play poker.

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? More than once.

12. What’s your favorite commercial? Don’t have one. I often have the TV on, but I pay little attention to it.

13. Who was your first love? The little next door girl 

14. If you’re driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around you, do you run a red light?  Hell yeah! 

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you? Yes

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees? Watch a baseball game or beat myself in the head with a small hammer…

17. Have you ever been ice skating? No. Ice is something you put in whiskey.

18. How often do you remember your dreams? Some of them for years…

19. What’s the one thing on your mind? Leaving the world in good condition for my children and siblings

20. Do you always wear your seat belt? Always.

21. What talent do you wish you had? To be proficient at the guitar.

22. Do you like sushi? I love sushi. All sorts and varieties…

23. What do you wear to bed? uh… no!

24. Do you truly hate anyone? No!

25. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be? That’s a sad question…

26. Do you know anyone in jail? As of right now, my cousin

27. What food do you find disgusting? Possum.

28. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back? Nope! I can insult them right to their faces so all of us can laugh.

29. Have you ever been punched in the face? Yes

30. Do you believe in angels and demons? Yes

edited due to beer blogging last night and to add borrowed from Mostly Cajun

Random quotes from my day

“I don’t care if a bear attacks you!  You better have him spit you out on the grinder at 0559.”

“Pay me now or pay me later.”

“Keep your head out of your ass for a good long time.”

 

That ladies and gentlemen is a group of phrases you are apt to hear from my mouth during my counseling, guiding and leading of my minions/sailors.