The Christmas Season is quite busy on Guam, hence the lack of posts. Perusing old memes gave me a couple of ideas.
When I was stationed in San Diego, some advice of my Dad came to the surface. When I left town, my Dad gave me what I know as “The Traveler Speech.” Dad isn’t eloquent, but he can get his point across.
“Son, you will hear a lot of sob stories from hookers and vagrants. You will, as a good Christian, want to help. Buy a meal. Do not under any circumstance give them money.”
I was at a popular seafood chain that features crabs, and a hooker propositioned me. Of course, she had a “hooker with a heart of gold story”, but I wasn’t buying what she was selling. Dad’s advice grabbed me in m confusion, and to make a long story short, I bought her a meal.