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Do you remember your first favorite song? If so, what was it?
What do you refuse to eat?
I’m no fun with this one. If I’m hungry enough, not a damn thing.
Have you ever injected any kind of drug before?
Flu mist. The Navy is now DIY with flu shots.
Do amusement park rides make you sick?
Who is your favorite Star Wars character?
Hans Solo. Because he doesn’t give a F%$#
What kind of cheese do you put on your sandwiches?
What was the first thing you ever learned how to cook?
Corned beef hash.
Did you ever collect beanie babies?
When was the last time you got a haircut?
Have you ever been to a bachelor/bachelorette party?
Soon. Little bro is getting marrued,
Where are you most ticklish on your body? I don’t know.
Have you ever bailed anyone out of jail?
What’s the last board game you played?
Scattergories. And that was back in San Diego.
Do you still own any VHS tapes?
Do you shop at JC Penney’s ever?
Used to. No JCP on Guam though.
If there was a real Jurassic Park, would you visit it?
Do you ever read the newspaper?
Do you eat your mac & cheese with a fork or a spoon?
Is there any medicine/pill you take everyday?
Plenty. Mostly of the run faster, lift more persuasion/
How many 20 dollar bills do you have on you right now?
Six. it must be payday.
Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Do you think Obama will be assassinated?
One chance in a hundred. Along with the entire DC area, in a big mushroom cloud. Kumbaya this, a**hole!
Have you ever made out with someone and then never saw them again?
Do you drink egg nog?
Once a year.
What are you wearing?
The complete uniform of Guam. Naked from the waist up. BDU shorts and no shirt or shoes. Watch and glasses.